Your Kid's Name Tells Something About YOU! =D

What are your kids names?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy..."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner!"


LOL...

Hey All,

I'm back again but with something to relax again but I know some are quite old already which some of you may find it familiar. Anyway, hope you enjoy it. Some are quite hilarious though lol =D


Funny right these kids? Wonder if it's because they really do not know how to do it so anyhow 'hamtum', really 'ignorant' or had done it on purpose.

There is another one from my girl's classmate, P4.

One of the Maths questions showed a picture of a calculator and the question asked to find a solution as the buttons 6 and 9 are faulty (can't remember the exact question now but something like that).

Guess how my girl's classmate answer? Hahaha, some may have guessed it right. He wrote on his paper to get a new one! LOL.

My girl and the rest of the classmates asked him that this is a Maths question, why is he giving such a 'ridiculous' answer? His reply was because he really thought the answer is so (it's either he doesn't know how to work out the solution or that he really thought it's a straight forward question but forgetting that this is a Maths question :p)

Haiz, now adays kids can really bring you lots of frustrations and laughter as most of them are in between the 'too matured for their age and actually not matured yet'.... speechless... =)

What's actually going on?!

Sorry readers, this is my vent post again. Haiz.

It's been so many years and things still haven't pick up a bit, not even slightly smoother....

Now both my younger gal, coming 10 this year and myself are getting more and more hospital appointments with different specialists...my gal alone has follow-up for her asthma prob and uro and she is due for a kidney scan as well and what else I cannot recall off hand now.

As for myself, I have appointments starting from this month till June for a brain scan, nerve test at SGH, breasts and womb related at KK and heart scan at Heart Centre.

Alamak...so far, these are the ones which I can recall now...but it's already a handful, isn't it? :(

Anyway, my hubby's the most 'jialat' one la...pocket already got holes le, now? Don't know sell his a** got ppl want or not...hahaha...

Then my eldest gal, who is now 18, is jobless. I have tried to help create a resume and sent to many agencies and companies but still no news. I know it's not easy for her to get a job compared to others because she has only an 'N' level cert without any real working experience yet plus no special skill too. Of course I did warn her before that even ppl with good qualifications or experience is not easy to get a job nowadays too due to the economic crisis. Even told her to accept just any job that comes by first, better than being jobless which could be as long as a year also not surprising.

Next, my very adorable yet mischevious and pattern many many little 'daodan' baby boy...poor boy...he has this what chinese call 'zhen yan' - bak jiam in hokkien, a kind of eye infection for many months for his right eyes and now his left eye too. :( Has seen a number of pd and gp, had taken antibiotics and applied eye cream but still the same. No choice, sent him to KK to see an eye specialist and was told to have an op. Already scheduled a date for the op but I believe I will not be sending him for the op as I rejected it strongly. I'd rather he takes a longer time to heal (bad mummy, poor baby).

And now...my eldest gal and her dad had a fight again...now having cold war again I think.

She asked me for money again and told me not to let her dad knows and she requested me to allow her to go Thailand AGAIN! Previously when she asked, I do not agree...of course not la cos her intention is to go there and to 'meddle' with what ppl call it the 'gui gia'/'xiao gui' - little ghost! She said her friend has it and it's cute and fun all these...

Both my hubby and myself had told her umpteen times NOT to meddle with all this when she brought up the topic that she has the intention to get one too...alamak...just don't understand why now so big already still doesn't listen!

So when just now she brought this up again, I was so angry and disappointed that I told her that I'm not gonna bother anymore!

So mad and sad...

I had a hard time patching this pair of father and daughter up a few years back when they had cold war for about 1/2 a yr or more and now again?! Really faint! Worse is, the both of them are of the same kind also very stubborn type and quite an MCP type de...haiz...

Surrender...I really surrender le...haiz...
Can see lots of stars spinning and sparkling around?

English. English?

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