Hypnotist

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they are gone!"

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

The wife replies, "Ivy referred me to a Hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, it worked, the headaches are all gone!"

The husband replies, Well! that's wondeful, good on you!"

The wife then says, "You know, Dear, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, Why don't you go and see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything about it for you?"

The husband agrees to give it a go.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, pick up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He put her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back!"

He goes into the bathroom and comes back minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "WOW! that was wonderful!"

The husband says, Don't move, I'll be right back and returns to the bathroom and and minutes later goes back to the bedroom and round 2 is even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning and wondering what the ###### her man has taken.

Her husband says again, "Don't move, I'll be right back" and with that he goes into the bathroom for the third time.

This time his wife follows him into the bathroom and she sees him standing in front of the mirror saying, "She's not my wife, she's not my wife, she's not my wife!"

His funeral service will be held this friday.


LOL....